Funny New Year Resolutions

Come new year and everyone starts making new year resolutions but some of them are outright funny and stupid. Some of the resolutions mentioned in this article are which my friends truly said, wow!
| Sunday, December 29, 2013

New Year's eve is to party all night long, make noise and welcome the year with a bang! Many people make new year resolutions and many do follow them. But most of the time people make quite funny new year resolutions, some make them mostly under the influence of booze. I caught up with these funny and hilarious new year resolutions, hope you laugh your a** out while reading these.

Funny New Year Resolutions

  1. I will become the richest person in the forthcoming new year.
  2. I will donate all my money and property.
  3. I will only smoke and/or drink once a week.
  4. I will never look at other girls/boys but only the one I love.
  5. I will bathe everyday this new year.
  6. I will never eat pizzas, wait.. may be will eat only 1 per week.
  7. I will go bald and convince others to go bald.
  8. I will find God and prove that He really exists.
  9. I will stop eating animals but chicken is an exception (sorry like it too much xD)
  10. I will never jump traffic signals but only when I am late for the office.
  11. I will stop thinking about my boss, well emm... may be just may be not the other lady boss.
  12. I will show the world this year that I can live without synthetic clothes (ugh..).
  13. My new year resolution would be to travel the galaxy.
  14. I am going to destroy hate from this world.
  15. My new year resolution is quite simple - Breathe less and save energy! (ROFL)

Hope you enjoyed these funny new year resolutions. Wish all of you a very Happy New Year.

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